You have read of many gods
But let me introduce
The greatest god of them all
That’s me — the mighty Zeus!
Of all the gods, I am their king!
I rule the clouds and sky
I am skilled in both love and war
I’m the one god you don’t defy!
For if you choose to get on my bad side
I have these great, big thunderbolts
Which I hurl down from the heavens
And give my enemies a jolt!
I’m also the great shape-shifter
I like to change into many forms:
Eagles, snakes, and beautiful swans,
Large rams, and bulls with horns!
And though I’m married to my sister
Pretty girls I love to seduce!
For I never said I was perfect!
I’m the great, but naughty, Zeus!