Category Archives: Slug



I’ll state it plain
I love the rain!
When it’s wet I rejoice!
For muddy grime
Is best for slime
I move the best when moist!

I like to camp
Where it’s quite damp
Under the rocks I’m snug!
My body’s long
With slime along
Two feelers top this mug!

I do realize
I have critics
Who think I’m worse than bugs!
But if ugly
Then so are thee!
I’m the real handsome slug!