Category Archives: Rhinoceros


I am the great big rhino
I deserve my own talk show!
For no one is as great as me
And I’m here to let you know!

Because when you see a rhino
You may think you see a dino!
But that is not the case, you know
I just have a dino’s nose!

For atop that wondrous nose of mine
There stands a giant horn!
And it protects this great rhino
Like a rose does with its thorns!

Because if someone attacks me
He had better be one his toes!
For this nose is not just beautiful
It’s great at delivering blows!

And if you think I’m bragging
Do not look at me with scorn!
For if you had a horn like mine
You too would toot that horn!