Category Archives: Moose

Moose

I am not as sweet as chocolate mousse
Nor as silly as a goose!

My friendship lasts about as long
As these antlers that I use!

If you think you’ll ever need my help
You must know that I’ll refuse!

And if you think it’s me you want to fight
Guess what? You’re going to lose!

I am sorry you had to hear this
Though even kids should hear bad news!

Because, frankly, I don’t care what you think
So save those silly boos!

I do not want to be your favorite
There are plenty others here to choose!

I am a big, strong, mean animal
I do not exist to amuse you!

Who am I? Do you have to know!
I like to be alone!

But if it will make you go away —
It is I — the grumpy moose!

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