The ferret is not bad
Don’t say that
It makes him sad!
For some of the best times I have had
Have been with my ferret lad!

The ferret is just mad
That rabbits are the fad!
He’s jealous
(just a tad)
But that does not mean he’s bad!

For he is my favorite lad
As furry as my dad!
And I am always glad
To be with
My ferret lad!