When you are in a city
Look around and you’ll see me
Fat and grey — most yell: “Go away!”
But I just sit there fat and pretty!
I may be slow and dirty
And I may have orange eyes
You may think it rude, when I eat your food
But why can’t I increase my size?
For if you are in a city
This bird is number one —
At pooping, cooing, and trouble doing!
We pigeons are so much fun!