Unicorns may not be real on land
But we exist within the sea
For there is a whale with a mighty horn:
Nine feet long, sharp, and pointy.
The Narwhal is that northern whale
We swim near the ice and snow
And what we do with that great, long horn
Is put on a sword-fight show!
So if you’re in the cold, North Pole
And you’re a fan of fantasy
Search the waves for this brave Narwhal
And root for me to victory!