I, Hera, share so many traits
With absolutely no one!
This goddess is the very best!
Second best to no one!
I am the most beautiful!
And married to Zeus – the boss!
I am also the most powerful!
Not the one to double-cross!
Some say that I have jealousy
But that’s not reality!
In fact, they’re just jealous of me!
So I’ll crush them like a flea!
I am the goddess of marriage
And yet, still have enemies!
Those Trojans are my enemies!
As well as that brat – Heracles!
For if you dare compare yourself
To one so fair as Hera
Then – enemy! – prepare yourself
And beware my wrath and terror!