We rams love slamming our heads
It’s the first thing we do when we get out of bed!
We go “WHAM!” and “BAM!” and “SLAM! “K’BAM!”
It’s as though our heads were made of lead!
A kid once asked me if I needed a break
But I replied “WE RAMS DON’T TAKE ANY BREAKS!”
For when a ram begins his charge
He will slam that head no matter how large!
And then he asked me with those blows I take
If my rounded horns will ever break
But I shouted “THEY WILL NEVER BREAK!”
But had to leave him, because,
I had the worst headache!